Victory Enthusiast Pillows

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

"I never had a moments doubt."

It's all about number 1.

Husband sleeping with trophy he won.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"I want a frieze around the pool house depicting the defeat of my business rivals."

Champion.

First Prize!

Bradley Wiggins

World duelling championship podium.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Planting a Flag on the Summit

First past the post.

'I win!'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

God save the Queen.

PRIDE!

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

Jewish Hall of Nachas

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Swimming Champion.

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

Smiley Victory Fingers

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

"What's next?"