Victory Addict Pillows

'Guess what? I won again.'

'There but for .007 of a second go I.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

The House of Commons.

First Prize!

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

The Invention of the Wheel

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

First past the post.

'I win!'

Book market

Ski kicker.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

Swimming Champion.

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"What's next?"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

'Needs more challenge.'

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'