Racing Addict Pillows

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"I need to tinkle."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Treadmillstone

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Ski kicker.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"On your mark! Get set!"

Grim reaper ambulance

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

Cars at the drive in.

The Horse Races

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Oh, I'm very fast, but my dad's problem is that I'm not competitive at all...'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'