Racing Addict Pillows

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"I need to tinkle."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Guess what? I won again.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Treadmillstone

Ski kicker.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Grim reaper ambulance

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

The Horse Races

Cars at the drive in.

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'Oh, I'm very fast, but my dad's problem is that I'm not competitive at all...'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'