Racing Devotee Pillows

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

The Finish Line

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

"I need to tinkle."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

You had me at vintage.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

French Early Bird

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'God's speed.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Cheesie Rider

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Olympic Torch Training

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

A tessellation of running figures.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

The relay race

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Grim reaper ambulance

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."