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'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

The Finish Line

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

"I need to tinkle."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

You had me at vintage.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

French Early Bird

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'God's speed.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Cheesie Rider

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I win!'

'Stress'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Olympic Torch Training

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Grim reaper ambulance

A tessellation of running figures.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

The relay race

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"