Racing Supporter T-Shirts

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I need to tinkle."

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

The polar olympics

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Gentlemen Riders

Smile

First past the post.

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Horse racing puns

'Stress'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Formula One car origami

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Grim reaper ambulance

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'So, the egg WAS first.'

The relay race

Pig Trotter