Horse Race Devotee Pillows

"We are leaving you because of your obsession with horse-racing."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Olympic Torch Training

Horse racing puns

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Panto Horse at the Races

'Today's newspaper has my daddy as favourite for Sunday's race...'

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

Betting on $80 oil price.

A Good Bet.

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

-Problem? -Yes, when I click on petty cash I get 'Lucky Lady 2.30 Newbury.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'