Horse Race Fanatic Pillows

'Hurry up, the first race starts in 20 minutes...'

'If you're looking for the one you backed you'll need stronger binoculars!'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Gentlemen Riders

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Snail Coach

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Stubborn Horses

Horse racing puns

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

Horse Clean-up

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'