Horse Race Fanatic Mugs

'Hurry up, the first race starts in 20 minutes...'

'If you're looking for the one you backed you'll need stronger binoculars!'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Horse racing puns

Stubborn Horses

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Snail Coach

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Horse Clean-up

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'