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Swimming Champion.

They're Not Just That Into It

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Political convention

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Guess what? I won again.'

Rock and a Hard Place

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Leadership training.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Strive to win!

First Prize!

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

First past the post.

Happy Champion

'I win!'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

The end of election 2016

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"I like to keep things simple."

'We're in a hurry.'

Bradley Wiggins

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

The Harper Government

Romney clearly knows more about foreign policy than Palin. . .

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"