Survivor Junkie Pillows

'What do you mean, 'there's no corkscrew'? That just leaves us with all this food and water.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Off to see the world

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

Need tickets.

Swimming Champion.

Mount Everest.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Go back to the space station. I forgot my phone."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

No Loitering

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Man falling off cliff sees sign reading 'You are here but not for long'.

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Martin Gray.

Waking the Dead.

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

'Some men who go through midlife crises have affairs, some buy expensive sports cars, some climb mountains...'

Skier.