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'What do you mean, 'there's no corkscrew'? That just leaves us with all this food and water.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Off to see the world

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Need tickets.

Swimming Champion.

Mount Everest.

"Go back to the space station. I forgot my phone."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

No Loitering

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

Waking the Dead.

Martin Gray.

Man falling off cliff sees sign reading 'You are here but not for long'.

Skier.

"That makes me very happy!"