Success Junkie Pillows

Cheshire overachiever! Giant smile

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Go! Means NOW!

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Teamwork!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Upward Progress

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Boom

Exercise now!

Win - win

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

The rope to success.

Gloat

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"