Success Junkie Mugs

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

Cheshire overachiever! Giant smile

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Go! Means NOW!

Teamwork!

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Upward Progress

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Win - win

The rope to success.

Exercise now!

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Boom

Gloat

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'Leadership training.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'