Achievement Junkie Mugs

'Well, high performers, how do you like the view?'

Butterfly Woman

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Go! Means NOW!

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Win - win

Off to see the world

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

First Prize!

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Career Progression Ladder

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Swimming Champion.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Mount Everest.

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'