Achievement Seekers Mugs

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Butterfly Woman

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The Salesman

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Win - win

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

First Prize!

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"You used to be that ambitious."

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

Strive for Excellence

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."