Achievement Hunters Mugs

'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

Butterfly Woman

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

Win - win

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

High Five

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Well, we made it.'

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Elf of the Month

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Employee of the Month - male.

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

Champion.

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'

Graduate.

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue