Leadership Junkie Mugs

"I like to keep things simple."

'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'

'The key to understanding our organizational structure is in the boss's motto: 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!''

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Take me to your leader!"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Businesswoman Empowerment

"You're fired."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

How leaders fail

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Oligarchy

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

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