Leadership Junkie Mugs

'Leadership training.'

"I like to keep things simple."

'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'

'The key to understanding our organizational structure is in the boss's motto: 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!''

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Take me to your leader!"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

How leaders fail

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

Oligarchy

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Meet the Enemy

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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