Rivalry Junkie Pillows

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Tic-tac-toe

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Just being proactive."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

Swimming Champion.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'