Rivalry Fan Pillows

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

The Alpha Seltzer

Tic-tac-toe

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Just being proactive."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Fighting Gondoliers.

Lion v Kiwi.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."