Rivalry Fan Gifts

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

The Alpha Seltzer

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Fighting Gondoliers.

Lion v Kiwi.

"I still hate you."

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."