Playful Rivalry Fan Gifts

'My dog can lick any guy in this bar.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Fight on the top

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Lion v Kiwi.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Pardon me, I think you dropped this. Ivy League Football Is Different.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Sick Exhibitionist

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."