Playful Rivalry Fan Pillows

'My dog can lick any guy in this bar.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Fight on the top

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Lion v Kiwi.

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Sick Exhibitionist

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'Do it again.'

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'