University Rivalry Fan Pillows

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

"You've got an unconditional offer from the University of West Lincs."

"Are you sure her voicemail didn't say to 'bring a rose'?"

Thanksgiving Smackdown

Higher education.

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

'Don't you think you're taking the cat-mouse thing too far?'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

The air was so thick with tension you could cut it with a knife.

I wonder what fiendish plan those two morons are plotting aginst me...

'It is an interesting idea — an anti-cat comic strip....'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"I always enjoy these school re-unions"

'... A raccoon, sure, even a skunk would be ok, but the cat?'

'My dog can lick any guy in this bar.'

'And now a message from Indiana University President Myles Brand.'

Putney Princesses.

"Well, nobody has ever, written a musical called 'dogs'."

'Ok then, what's the second most important thing on campus.'

"In a controversial move today, the State of Rhode Island made a tender offer for the State of New Jersey."

'In a surprise announcement, North Dakota today declared South Dakota a 'rogue state'...'