College Rivalry Fan Pillows

Pardon me, I think you dropped this. Ivy League Football Is Different.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Cheerleaders

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

Tax What?!

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

Coach Prime Cleans House

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Nebraska Fans

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

'I didn't know trampling was a foul.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

'No, I don't want to hear about it. I do not want to hear about it.'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

'Breaker' the mascot disappears from area college.

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

Thanksgiving Smackdown

Nebraska-Oklahoma

'A 217 in math and a 222 in reading? Really those are fine SAT scores. Fine Scores. You'll make a great addition o our football team, Brad.'

The home crowd liked to honor the team whenever they scored a point.

It's the darkest day of my life. That's sayin' something what's up? A bit of a preface. As you know, Sadie Cohen is my arch nemesis. The dark lord to my Skywalker. The Gates to by Jobs, the Yankees to my Red Sox, the Playstation to my Wii. Get to the point. The carbs to my lean meats and veggies. Oh never mind.

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'