College Rivalry Fan Pillows

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Cheerleaders

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Coach Prime Cleans House

Tax What?!

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Nebraska Fans

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

'I didn't know trampling was a foul.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

'No, I don't want to hear about it. I do not want to hear about it.'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

'Breaker' the mascot disappears from area college.

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

The home crowd liked to honor the team whenever they scored a point.

Nebraska-Oklahoma

Thanksgiving Smackdown

Major US universities, public view: ATHLETICS...everything else.