State Rivalry Fan Pillows

'In a surprise announcement, North Dakota today declared South Dakota a 'rogue state'...'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Lion v Kiwi.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

"This should be hilarious."

Thanksgiving Smackdown

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

'Don't you think you're taking the cat-mouse thing too far?'

'Sure - they think they're such big shots - better than everybody - just because they have all that oil!'

North Carolina's Attorney General Josh Stein

'It is an interesting idea — an anti-cat comic strip....'

I wonder what fiendish plan those two morons are plotting aginst me...

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

The air was so thick with tension you could cut it with a knife.

"OK, Omar, you'll be wrestling Baldo."

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

"I always enjoy these school re-unions"

'... A raccoon, sure, even a skunk would be ok, but the cat?'