Tech Rivalry Fan Pillows

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Time Machine Collision

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

'My app just ate your widget.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Escalator joust.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Antiques.

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Selfie Extension Stik

What we thought Elon Musk did...What Elon Musk actually does...

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

'It's my re-moat.'

The man who discovered human error...

"I remember when 'family time' meant everyone staring at the same screen."

"...And use it wisely."