Tech Rivalry Observer Pillows

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Fighting Gondoliers.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

"Fake."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Call Your Mother- $2.00

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

3D HD TV

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

'Oi! You looking at my 1/3?'

Jung vs Freud.

Rival bus conductors

'Ever feel like the screens get bigger but the entertainment doesn't?'

"I hate being considered the lesser of two evils."

"Show-off!"

The Day After the Wheel was Invented....

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

'I'm not sure that this degree of competition is entirely healthy.'

"Our capital investment budget wouldn't stretch to replacing you with a proper good robot."