Tech Rivalry Observer Pillows

It's the darkest day of my life. That's sayin' something what's up? A bit of a preface. As you know, Sadie Cohen is my arch nemesis. The dark lord to my Skywalker. The Gates to by Jobs, the Yankees to my Red Sox, the Playstation to my Wii. Get to the point. The carbs to my lean meats and veggies. Oh never mind.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

Fighting Gondoliers.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

"Fake."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Call Your Mother- $2.00

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

3D HD TV

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

Forgive me father, I may be about to sin. Speak openly, so. It's about Bill Gates. Go on. He's so generous. He gives billions to charity, he's turning into a not-so-bad person. Sometimes I … It's okay. Say it. I think about buying a windows-based computer. Sacked from the Apple section for sacrilege. Go ye out, heathen!

'Oi! You looking at my 1/3?'

Jung vs Freud.

Rival bus conductors

'Ever feel like the screens get bigger but the entertainment doesn't?'

"I hate being considered the lesser of two evils."

'I guess it's progress of a kind. They used to destroy entire continents; now it's just us!'

'I'm sorry lady, we're all sold out!'

The Day After the Wheel was Invented....

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

The Six State Solution

"Show-off!"

'I'm not sure that this degree of competition is entirely healthy.'