Tech Observer Pillows

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life

'He's a man of few words. He doesn't even use all his Twitter characters.'

'Ever feel like the screens get bigger but the entertainment doesn't?'

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

Fear of news.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Man Wrapped In Film

'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

3D HD TV

Call Your Mother- $2.00

"Even this wouldn't have been enough to keep the youth from their smartphones."

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

Triple Horror Feature: The 6 O' Clock News

'What's he laughing at? Doesn't he listen to the News!'

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

Trolling on social media

Watching astronauts from home

"I was a truck driver and delivered diesel to gas station. My boss had to declare bankruptcy - he could no longer pay the diesel for our trucks."

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"Roger and I are just sitting around, letting ourselves be targetted by advertisers."

"Our capital investment budget wouldn't stretch to replacing you with a proper good robot."

Piers Morgan says what we're all thinking.

Media servants carry a king newspaper's coat.

Man Hears About Trump In Morning Paper, Parrot, And Television

"Who's the new guy?"