Technology And Society Observer Pillows

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Politicians are from Uranus.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

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Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

"Come at me, Bro!"

He donated his body to social science.

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

'Nine years of college for this?'

Rodin's Generation Gap

'Sorry, forgot to warn you. Regular season starts next week. This is just an exhibitionist game.'

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."

Call Your Mother- $2.00

'There wasn't anything you could do -- somebody had to win the election.'

I wonder what it says about our society that we consider reality shows escapist entertainment.

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

Texting in the Gilded Age.

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

Prescriptions Financed

"Even this wouldn't have been enough to keep the youth from their smartphones."

"This is what keeps good people from seeking public office."