Nature And Tech Observer Pillows

"Who's the new guy?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Duck Hunt

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Vegetarian Birds

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

What does aloof mean?

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The prying mantis,

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Beware of the frog"

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Farmer and FIsherman

Naked Mole Rat

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

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