Tech Rival Fan Pillows

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Time Machine Collision

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'My app just ate your widget.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"It appears you have a virus."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

Microsoft Merger

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Escalator joust.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?"

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Selfie Extension Stik

What we thought Elon Musk did...What Elon Musk actually does...

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'