Technology Fans Pillows

Escalator joust.

'It's my re-moat.'

'Please swipe your gun and then enter your pin number. . .'

"He used to squawk. Now all he does is tweet!"

"I thought we were going to a different apple store."

"...And use it wisely."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Let's cross over, those LED street lamps give me a real buzz..."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

The First Fire Stick

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Time Machine Collision

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Technological Dependence.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."