State Rivalry Enthusiast Pillows

"In a controversial move today, the State of Rhode Island made a tender offer for the State of New Jersey."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Piorities in Minnesota.

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Lion v Kiwi.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Pardon me, I think you dropped this. Ivy League Football Is Different.

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

'Do it again.'

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."