State Rivalry Enthusiast Gifts

"In a controversial move today, the State of Rhode Island made a tender offer for the State of New Jersey."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Piorities in Minnesota.

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

Lion v Kiwi.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'Do it again.'

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge