State Rivalry Fan Gifts

'In a surprise announcement, North Dakota today declared South Dakota a 'rogue state'...'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Lion v Kiwi.

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

England And The Ashes

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Pardon me, I think you dropped this. Ivy League Football Is Different.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Thanksgiving Smackdown

"This should be hilarious."

'Don't you think you're taking the cat-mouse thing too far?'

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

'Sure - they think they're such big shots - better than everybody - just because they have all that oil!'

"OK, Omar, you'll be wrestling Baldo."

Are all these kids here with sports injuries? Yes. Wow. The doctor must hate high school athletics. Are you kidding? Thanks for your co-pay! He's their biggest booster! Ka-ching!

It's the darkest day of my life. That's sayin' something what's up? A bit of a preface. As you know, Sadie Cohen is my arch nemesis. The dark lord to my Skywalker. The Gates to by Jobs, the Yankees to my Red Sox, the Playstation to my Wii. Get to the point. The carbs to my lean meats and veggies. Oh never mind.

North Carolina's Attorney General Josh Stein

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

'Hey! You're just queen of the hop! I'm queen of the whole shebang!'

The air was so thick with tension you could cut it with a knife.

I wonder what fiendish plan those two morons are plotting aginst me...

'It is an interesting idea — an anti-cat comic strip....'

"I always enjoy these school re-unions"

'... A raccoon, sure, even a skunk would be ok, but the cat?'