Regional Rivalry Aficionado Pillows

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Fight on the top

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

Lion v Kiwi.

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

'Do it again.'

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

'Identify those with leadership potential. I need to eliminate the competition.'

'He's been this way since the Red Sox won the pennant!'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.