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Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Tic-tac-toe

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Just being proactive."

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I hate snowboarders!'

Lion v Kiwi.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

'Do it again.'

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."

'You were never a team player, Thornton.'

'Identify those with leadership potential. I need to eliminate the competition.'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"