Football Rivalry Aficionado T-Shirts

Nebraska-Oklahoma

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Punt Cake

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Bears

You were warned about mixed marriages.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Egyptian Football

Tic-tac-toe

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Just being proactive."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Big Football

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

"Keep your shape at the back...."

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.