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Lion v Kiwi.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

350 Feet.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Hockey Season.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Mohamed Salah

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'