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Detroit Lions fan psychiatric patient

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Egyptian Football

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Tic-tac-toe

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

The Real March of the Penguins.