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Dog says to cat: 'The war of attrition is over, you tell me, yet you still seem to be hogging the sofa.'

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Go team!

"I need to tinkle."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Ancient Racing

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Hockey Season.

Mohamed Salah

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'