Football Rivalry Aficionado Gifts

Nebraska-Oklahoma

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Punt Cake

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Tic-tac-toe

Egyptian Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Just being proactive."

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Big Football

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Fight on the top

Red State Football

"Yin and Yankee fan"

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

End of football season - UK

"Keep your shape at the back...."