College Rivalry Pillows

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Tension filled the tent.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'The grudge match.'

Cheerleaders

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

An Archeologic Dig

The Giamatti era

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Tax What?!

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Coach Prime Cleans House

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Contest to enter the University

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten