College Rivalry Gifts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Go team!

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Tension filled the tent.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'The grudge match.'

Cheerleaders

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

The Giamatti era

An Archeologic Dig

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.

Coach Prime Cleans House

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Tax What?!

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Contest to enter the University

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'