University Rivalry Gifts

Putney Princesses.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Eat my dust!"

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'The grudge match.'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

A heated argument between dons of applied maths and ancient history.

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Contest to enter the University

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Pardon me, I think you dropped this. Ivy League Football Is Different.

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.