Team Rivalry Gifts

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Bears Win!!!

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Tension filled the tent.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Eat my dust!"

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

The Alpha Seltzer

'The grudge match.'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

An Archeologic Dig

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

Lion v Kiwi.

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"