Friendly Rivalry Gifts

Competitions.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Tension filled the tent.

Mixed Doubles.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

The Alpha Seltzer

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Eat my dust!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

The Rivalry Begins

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."