Friendly Competitors Gifts

Pub Quiz: 'Question one. How many childish arguments are we going to have tonight?'

Squash Partners.

'You think your game is bad? Yesterday, I missed a conceded putt...'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Tension filled the tent.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

Snail Racing

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

The Rivalry Begins

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Skateboard Olympics.

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Men painting red and white.

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."

Competitions.

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'