Friendly Competitors Gifts

Pub Quiz: 'Question one. How many childish arguments are we going to have tonight?'

Squash Partners.

Dueling banjos, after the duel.

'You think your game is bad? Yesterday, I missed a conceded putt...'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Tension filled the tent.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Snail Racing

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'The grudge match.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

An Archeologic Dig

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

The Rivalry Begins

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Skateboard Olympics.

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Men painting red and white.

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"