Competitive Neighbor Gifts

Keeping up with the jones

"I need one louder than the one my neighbor's got."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

The Victors

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Mixed Doubles.

$1: Family Secrets

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?

"He loves his leaf blower."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Thank you bubbles

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'